Its telescopic neck allows it to reach the tops of trees where it plucks smaller monsters and swallows them whole.

Its body is incredibly bouncy, which allows it to survive falls from spectacular heights in its mountainous habitat. However, should it fall over it may bounce around uncontrollably for some time.

The patterns across their body allow them to blend in perfectly with their environment while they wait to ambush their prey. However, due to their low attention span, they often get bored and wander off before their prey arrives.

Its bulbous tail is mostly filled with air allowing the tail to bob along the water's surface while the rest of the body hangs below hunting for food. While seemingly docile its appetite is insatiable and it's been known in the past to try and swallow people as well as fish.

A small Goblin like creature that lives to get hammered and dance. Loves glowsticks and karaoke. Gatecrashes parties and is near impossible to get to leave.

Greg is unknowable, but the look in his eyes says Greg has seen some shit. We don't talk about Greg, because Greg could already be in the room.

A spider with the appearance of tangled pasta. Different species markings look like they have different sauce toppings. They use this camouflage to ambush opportunistic fat people.

A very small rooster beast that shouts insanely loudly every hour with it's airhorn beak. Nearly extinct as it drives everyone fuckin' mental.

An Aquatic fish like creature with dextrous hands. It performs operations on other creatures while they sleep. No one knows how it keeps its "patients" from waking up

Often found harvesting wheat in fields, it has a propensity to leave a trail of poisonous goo in its wake. Nobody knows where this comes from, but it is theorised that the creature eats the wheat it harvest and throws up the non nutritional parts.

A grumpy pig like beast with coarse purple fur that oozes green sludge. Some say the ooze is all its permanently repressed anger and grumpiness being expelled from it's body. It has 3 ex-wives and none of it's kids ever call.

A Morose Moggy That Floats around on a mini stormcloud. Often found under brideges in groups, listening to electronic sounding music.